diff --git a/hosts/midas/services/default.nix b/hosts/midas/services/default.nix
index 638fa3fc..a76e137f 100644
--- a/hosts/midas/services/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/midas/services/default.nix
@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
       servers = {
         johnside.enable = true;
         skyblock.enable = true;
+        uberbeta.enable = true;
         velocity.enable = true;
       };
     };
diff --git a/hosts/midas/services/nginx/nixfox/default.nix b/hosts/midas/services/nginx/nixfox/default.nix
index f1c43edd..cec71cd6 100644
--- a/hosts/midas/services/nginx/nixfox/default.nix
+++ b/hosts/midas/services/nginx/nixfox/default.nix
@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
-{ config, lib, ... }:
+{ config, lib, pkgs, ... }:
 {
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts = {
-    "nixfox.ca" = {
+  services = {
+    # The main nginx domain
+    nginx.virtualHosts."nixfox.ca" = {
       enableACME = true;
       addSSL = true;
 
@@ -12,6 +13,11 @@
           error_page 404 /404.html;
         '';
 
+        "~ \\.php$".extraConfig = ''
+          fastcgi_index index.php;
+          fastcgi_pass unix:${config.services.phpfpm.pools.nginx.socket};
+        '';
+
         "/.well-known/matrix/client".extraConfig = ''
           default_type application/json;
           return 200 '{
@@ -26,5 +32,22 @@
         '';
       };
     };
+
+    # Enable PHP for some fancy stuff
+    phpfpm.pools.nginx = {
+      user = "nobody";
+      settings = {
+        "pm" = "dynamic";
+        "pm.max_children" = 75;
+        "pm.start_servers" = 10;
+        "pm.min_spare_servers" = 5;
+        "pm.max_spare_servers" = 20;
+        "pm.max_requests" = 500;
+        "listen.owner" = config.services.nginx.user;
+        "listen.group" = config.services.nginx.group;
+        "listen.mode" = "0660";
+        "catch_workers_output" = 1;
+      };
+    };
   };
 }
diff --git a/modules/system/secrets/nixfox-pgp-secret.asc b/modules/system/secrets/nixfox-pgp-secret.asc
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..bf4107fd
Binary files /dev/null and b/modules/system/secrets/nixfox-pgp-secret.asc differ
diff --git a/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/uberbeta/default.nix b/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/uberbeta/default.nix
index ef58b477..ef2a6334 100644
--- a/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/uberbeta/default.nix
+++ b/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/uberbeta/default.nix
@@ -1,17 +1,15 @@
 { config, lib, pkgs, ... }:
 let
-  uberBukkitZip = pkgs.fetchzip {
-    url = "https://github.com/Moresteck/Project-Poseidon-Uberbukkit/releases/download/2.0.0/uberbukkit-2.0.0-java17.zip";
-    sha256 = "m4hgcqXJ43SnBGn6qNBGeEcXFv5Q8f/VFYJmx3aJ9PE=";
-    stripRoot = false;
+  uberBukkit = pkgs.fetchurl {
+    url = "https://github.com/Moresteck/uberbukkit/releases/download/2.0.2-241217-1442-3a5552b/uberbukkit-2.0.2.jar";
+    sha256 = "ZttLDpBgeR2SM90kdegwqem1TalBVTndzsxziusCzlA=";
   };
-  uberBukkit = pkgs.vanillaServers.vanilla.overrideAttrs (oldAttrs: {
-    src = "${uberBukkitZip}/uberbukkit-2.0.0.jar";
-  });
 in {
   services = {
     minecraft-servers.servers.uberbeta = {
-      package = uberBukkit;
+      package = pkgs.vanillaServers.vanilla.overrideAttrs (oldAttrs: {
+        src = uberBukkit;
+      });
       jvmOpts = "-Xmx512M";
       serverProperties = config.services.minecraft-servers.common.serverProperties // {
         difficulty = 3;
diff --git a/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/velocity/default.nix b/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/velocity/default.nix
index 099eb183..d0cefebc 100644
--- a/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/velocity/default.nix
+++ b/modules/system/services/server/minecraft/servers/velocity/default.nix
@@ -4,25 +4,17 @@
     package = pkgs.velocityServers.velocity;
     jvmOpts = "-Xmx512M";
     symlinks = {
-      "plugins/Geyser.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
-        url = "https://download.geysermc.org/v2/projects/geyser/versions/2.6.1/builds/768/downloads/velocity";
-        sha256 = "1s8d2qzbnrkbng608a7yq915fp28w6zzvdp8wncf24fm8x0lqxhy";
-      };
-      "plugins/Floodgate.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
-        url = "https://download.geysermc.org/v2/projects/floodgate/versions/2.2.4/builds/116/downloads/velocity";
-        sha256 = "0sinl47pdyc3zyi3jprjqh8ka754rz2r6gmyd27nq39qf31mbbvy";
-      };
       "plugins/SkinsRestorer.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
-        url = "https://github.com/SkinsRestorer/SkinsRestorer/releases/download/15.4.2/SkinsRestorer.jar";
+        url = "https://github.com/SkinsRestorer/SkinsRestorer/releases/download/15.7.6/SkinsRestorer.jar";
         sha256 = "14nl9mi958bfqwqz9182cxj7m6l15kalq3wjmjqzy50s52si35wf";
       };
       "plugins/ViaVersion.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
-        url = "https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaVersion/releases/download/5.0.3/ViaVersion-5.0.3.jar";
-        sha256 = "02gf91ysialgvbl0w8awa0dsi1yb33ac7clmz0wika1xigk9z10r";
+        url = "https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaVersion/releases/download/5.4.1/ViaVersion-5.4.1.jar";
+        sha256 = "1bbh5g872nds9vs61s9zzr4lfx5rivqvyyaf5riqkkbxxq4fdshv";
       };
       "plugins/ViaBackwards.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
-        url = "https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaBackwards/releases/download/5.0.3/ViaBackwards-5.0.3.jar";
-        sha256 = "1wqk68pjrzl1zhajb9lxa1s6wzj85rb0c2riycv9yysr5bcxssqi";
+        url = "https://github.com/ViaVersion/ViaBackwards/releases/download/5.4.1/ViaBackwards-5.4.1.jar";
+        sha256 = "0dammfw0m806hf555wp1h4m2c36kfpb7q2f00lan5csxiswl6r13";
       };
       "plugins/Voicechat.jar" = builtins.fetchurl {
         url = "https://cdn.modrinth.com/data/9eGKb6K1/versions/svvcJhgC/voicechat-velocity-2.5.20.jar";