make php work, i hate it here

hosts/midas/services/default.nix

@@ -24,6 +24,7 @@
       servers = {
         johnside.enable = true;
         skyblock.enable = true;
+        uberbeta.enable = true;
         velocity.enable = true;
       };
     };

hosts/midas/services/nginx/nixfox/default.nix

@@ -1,7 +1,8 @@
-{ config, lib, ... }:
+{ config, lib, pkgs, ... }:
 {
-  services.nginx.virtualHosts = {
-    "nixfox.ca" = {
+  services = {
+    # The main nginx domain
+    nginx.virtualHosts."nixfox.ca" = {
       enableACME = true;
       addSSL = true;
 
@@ -12,6 +13,11 @@
           error_page 404 /404.html;
         '';
 
+        "~ \\.php$".extraConfig = ''
+          fastcgi_index index.php;
+          fastcgi_pass unix:${config.services.phpfpm.pools.nginx.socket};
+        '';
+
         "/.well-known/matrix/client".extraConfig = ''
           default_type application/json;
           return 200 '{
@@ -26,5 +32,22 @@
         '';
       };
     };
+
+    # Enable PHP for some fancy stuff
+    phpfpm.pools.nginx = {
+      user = "nobody";
+      settings = {
+        "pm" = "dynamic";
+        "pm.max_children" = 75;
+        "pm.start_servers" = 10;
+        "pm.min_spare_servers" = 5;
+        "pm.max_spare_servers" = 20;
+        "pm.max_requests" = 500;
+        "listen.owner" = config.services.nginx.user;
+        "listen.group" = config.services.nginx.group;
+        "listen.mode" = "0660";
+        "catch_workers_output" = 1;
+      };
+    };
   };
 }